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   - A confused young man said to a doctor:
"Doctor, a friend of mine suspects that he is infected with a venereal disease. What should he do in such a case?"
"Okay! Take off your pants and show me your friend."

  - A blonde turned on her TV set and heard:
"You are watching CNN!"
At this moment the blonde started yelling,
"Oh, shit! How do they know what I'm watching!

  -Two men.
"My wife is like a lightning on the road."
"Why? She drives fast?"
"No. She crashes into every tree."