About Women!!!!

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re
actually in control.

2.Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you
into feeling guilty.
3. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even
if they have nothing to say.

4. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That’s why soap
operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
5.  Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. It might
be the lottery calling.

6. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need
toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
7.  Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.

Women can multi task perfectly...

 
8.  Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get
a large bowl to share.



9.  Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. 

 10.  The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same
dress at a formal party. You don’t hear men say, "Oh-my-GOD, there’s another man
wearing a black tux, get me outta here!"